I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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