He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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