I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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