Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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