just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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