Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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