He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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