Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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