Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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