Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if only i could text you this smell
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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