I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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