im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You were trust falling into bushes
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