Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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