That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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