I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We got so high we made milksteak
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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