she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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