i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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