Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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