I like my sex mixed with concussions.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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