Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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