u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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