I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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