good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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