I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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