before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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