I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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