Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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