Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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