i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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