Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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