im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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