Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
