Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
