tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
