i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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