They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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