Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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