ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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