Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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