yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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