What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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