My brain says no but my pants say off.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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