But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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