just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
be right there i have to get my cape
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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