butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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