His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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