And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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