i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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