ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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