Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
BRING THE BAGELS
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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