Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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