dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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