Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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