She said her name was "party"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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