all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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