just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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